diancie:

I wish Black Widow was sung by Nicki and Rihanna instead of their knockoffs.

(via buttromance)

mountainsandmochas:

one of my favorite ron swanson lines

(Source: allthingspawnee, via lexchaotic)

co-gi-to:

untamedcomets:

This is important

IMPORTANT. BOOST.

(Source: adventuringasnotagrownup, via fr33kinmatt)

ohdaesusie:
gingahhh:

fuck off sam smith

gingahhh:

fuck off sam smith

(Source: dicpic, via mrcalifornia)

irenigg:

metrogoon:

If you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy.

museum? what the fuck is in a museum? they got bitches in museums? alive bitches?

(via pignite)

(Source: strokize, via pignite)

feelingsanti:

i’m not like other girls

i was born with glass bones and paper skin

every morning i break my legs, and every afternoon i break my arms

at night, i lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep

(via distinctmemory)

cakeman265:

"Do you drive?"

"Yeah."

image

"No, a real car."

"Yeah."

image

(via pignite)