shitrichcollegekidssay:

Michael Dunn was rightfully found guilty today for the murder of Jordan Davis and his face was all

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white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
white boy: lmao
they continue walking for a few seconds
*white couple hears noise*
white girl: babe what that??
white boy: i'll go investigate
*leaves her alone*
*choking noises*
white girl: zack!!!
white boy: ha ha just kidding!
white girl: asshole!
white boy: im just playin babe
white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
*playful kiss*
*things turn sexy*
*hear noise*
white boy: i'll go investigate
*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
*maybe a thud*
white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
*she walks and he dead*
white girl: ahhh!!
*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
white girl: ahhh!!!
*white girl runs*
*dead end*
*hides*
*thinks she free n safe*
*guy catches her*
*cuts her*
*she dead*
opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D
rihanna stans: lick food stamps while twerking with their babies on their arm
gaga stans: summon satan while painting rainbows and unicorns on dildos
britney stans: binge eat cheetos while bottoming for rihanna stans
katy stans: open lisa frank journals to write about their middle school crushes
kesha stans: crawl out from behind dumpsters and remember they forgot to use condoms the night before
xtinas stan: sit in hospital bed recovering from attempting to sing bionic all the way through
madonna stans: listen to born this way and take notes about gagas latest outfit for later comparison
lana stans: post pictures of their venti chai mocha lattes on instagram and reblog paint chips with video games lyrics
marina stans: listen to how to be a heartbreaker while insisting they hate pop music
natalia kills stans: who?
adele fans: pop 21 in their lexuses and somehow connect their privileges to her lyrics
beyonce stans: set your house on fire if you say an ill word about her latest weave choice
nicki stans: skip english class to bottom in the bathroom of their local sally beauty supply

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October 1st - 31st:

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November 1st:

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